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Dick's lil' Adventure!
« Thread Started on Feb 28, 2006, 6:41pm »		[Quote]
This story is about a guy named Bob (also know as Ted or Harry. Bob (Ted or Harry) bought an M-16 machinegun. He tried firing it but it wouldn’t shoot! Then he realized that a giant beetle was stuck in the barrel. He pulled out the beetle and tried once again to shoot it. But once again it didn’t shoot! I looked inside the barrel, (in fact the “Safety” was on) as he turned to gun around the buckle of his belt caught the “Safety” switch, turning the “Safety” off. Then he “accidentally” pulled the trigger, shot himself in the head and died…The End…



…not really though he’ll soon figure out that his so-called “gun” was a blank shooter. He just thinks he’s dead.
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and does it with reletive ease,
his lyrical weapons kill,
and his verbs are sick ill,

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« Reply #1 on Mar 28, 2006, 5:31am »		[Quote]
*laughs 'cause he thinks it's funny...then realizes he's just stupid*

haha...thaz coo if youz jus doin it fo fun...jus don't be like "ima make a career outta dis junk" or nothin
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yo ya foos cayn't touch me//
i take ya to lunch see//
me and myself will whup yo butt//
turn you around so fast you sayin' "what"//

battle me foo
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Re: Dick's lil' Adventure!
« Reply #2 on Mar 28, 2006, 5:31am »		[Quote]
yo maybe how come you put da story up twice?
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yo ya foos cayn't touch me//
i take ya to lunch see//
me and myself will whup yo butt//
turn you around so fast you sayin' "what"//

battle me foo
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Re: Dick's lil' Adventure!
« Reply #3 on Mar 28, 2006, 9:25am »		[Quote]

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*laughs 'cause he thinks it's funny...then realizes he's just stupid*

haha...thaz coo if youz jus doin it fo fun...jus don't be like "ima make a career outta dis junk" or nothin


i'm not, i'm just mackin' spam...
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Tha 'Z killz wannabe emcees,
and does it with reletive ease,
his lyrical weapons kill,
and his verbs are sick ill,

yo playaz check out my boy Gangstnerd's board
http://gangstanerd.proboards75.com/index.cgi

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Re: Dick's lil' Adventure!
« Reply #4 on Mar 28, 2006, 10:34am »		[Quote]
aight coo coo...spam's sick junk bruh, haha

mayne i been on here like five hours total, just on a couple minutes earlier and a couple now...and i got second most posts next tuh you, whatup wit dat? its like no one likes dis place...how long it been runnin? and yo, when dat turney gonna start up?
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yo ya foos cayn't touch me//
i take ya to lunch see//
me and myself will whup yo butt//
turn you around so fast you sayin' "what"//

battle me foo
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